ThankfulThursday...

....one day early!!! So does that mean its WankfulWednesday? Or really, if thankful thursday happens today does that mean that we have lost time???? Am I that important???


1. shaky cheese, prego sauce, and dried pasta!
2. dishwashers..the key to marital bliss
3. contact solution...You would think that somthing that has salt in it would sting like a mother, but somehow......
4. My desire and talent to cook...what happened to me? Never thought I'd say that!


5. $99 Bally's membership
6. A niece who wants to call me to tell me she "tinkled in the potty"
7. A weekend alone!!!! I love my husband but I am looking forward to sometime sans Ty!
8. Toothpaste....I'm sure you are glad I'm thankful for toothpaste too!
9. My Linna Mae Blair.....for things like this!!!!! Make sure you click the link and than come back, you wont be sorry! Sorry Linna:) (NOT REALLY!)
10. And lastly.......some kick A friends!!!! Nicole brought me this flower as part of the pay it forward game she had on her blog.


So here is the deal...I will give the first 3 people something handmade and awesome from me who comment here about what wacky thing they think I am going to do with my weekend solo! Crazy off the wall answers encouraged!

Today in math class....

..we will be doing a simple math problem.

What is 2+30? Take that and divide it by 2? Now take the square root of that number and multiply it by 7. Do you have that so far? Now take that number minus the number of dogs we have. And lastly take that number and add 1.
Do you have the answer?????






.....27!
-27 (twenty-seven) is the natural number following 26 and preceding 28. Twenty-seven is the smallest positive integer requiring four syllables to name in English, though it can be unambiguously defined in just two: "three cubed."

-There are a total of 27 books in the New Testament

-It is also the number of dresses in the obviously named "27 dress"

But most importantly, it is the age of my stink faced husband bubba bear! You can call him Ty!!!
In honor of this momentous occasion, I will share with you some facts about him as well as some photos, some embaressing, others more embaressing.

1. The boy has so much hair that he clogs the clippers when he gets hair cuts.
2. He has a pair of yellow plastic sandles that he got in the Philipinnes that he refers to as his 'yellow submarines'.
3. If you gave him the option of getting a 5 year supply of cow tails, cinnamon bears, and swedish fish or get free gas for a month he would immediatly choose the bovine tails.
4. Boy laughs at my jokes even when I am soooooo not funny!
5. He doesn't talk to himself as much as his father but it isn't unheard of to catch him having an internal conversation out loud.
6. He currenlty thinks he is a girl because he listens to Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavine and Michelle Branch all day at work.
7. He would do anything to make me laugh even when he shouldn't. ie; serious conversations
8. I NEVER thought that anyone could possibly treat someone as well as Ty treats me. I regularily get spoiled.
9. He loves carrot cake
10. He is AMAZING!!!!!!

Did you know....

...that I can't/won't eat any sort of spaghetti sauce unless it has taken a trip through the blender?
...that I find styrofoam utterly repugnant? The sound makes me want to vomit.
...that my love to soft pretzel's borders on obsessive?
...that I made a goal to not kiss more than 10 boys in my life?
...that I am currently eating eggs??? ( I bet you really didnt know that!)
...that my dogs are completely confused about the automatic airfresher that goes off periodical in my living room?
...that I came home really late one night when Ty was already in bed and he tried to convince me that we had 4 dogs? He was REALLY out of it.
...that we have been married for 4 1/2 years and I have never farted in front of Ty? (Gross but true!)
...that I love making lists??

Well.......... Now you do!

Fri-hankful Fri-hursday.....

..hmmmm note to self: have more than one post between thanful thursdays!

1. McDonald's Southwest chicken salad....AMAZING! This is another inanimate (no, not an intimate object! Nice catch Molly!!!!) object to add to my coven. I'm not kidding when I tell you that I dreamed about this salad last night.
2. My Ipod....this is somthing that I tend to fall in and out of love with frequently. Right now we are madly in love.
3. Dwight K Schrute
4. Online support......amazing!
5. Yogurt.....I want to know who in the world came up with the idea to put bacteria in milk and "see what happens" not only that but then decided that it would be a good idea to put it in their mouth! Who ever you are, Thank you!!!
6. Washer/Dryer.....even though I neglect you and demend you work late into the night when I feel like it, you are always there for me.
7. Plastic cups.....if it wern't for you, I would own even less cups due to the frequency they are dropped in this household!
8. Neighbors that we really like.....it doesn't hurt that they are around out age and have a signifigant movie library:)
9. Amazon....oh yes I do love my new external hard drive. Thanks for asking!

10. MY FAMILY!!!!!!! Yeah, they are kookie!!!

I think I might have to do a whole 'nother post with pictures of my fam because this doesn't even cover 1/10th of what I have.

Where have I been you ask???

Well, I don't have a good answer to that! Ha! I have been shaving my legs (this is a lie, ask Ty), brushing Big Blue (another lie), doing laundry (liar liar pants on fire!), painting my toe nails (if only this were true!), getting my eyebrows waxed (oh the humanity!), and spending several hours making dog treats (unfortunantly, extremely true)!!!!

No but the real purpose of this post is to get you to go to a website!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! (laughs evil-ishly) I've become obsessed with swagbucks. Its just a search engine and its powered by google but every time you search you possibly will earn "swagbucks".

Any why, do you ask, would I become so inammered with something so silly? Well, once you earned/win enough swagbucks you can trade them in for stuff. The really good stuff requires quite a few but what does it hurt? Your gonna search stuff anyways and maybe, just maybe you'll get somthing free out of the deal.

So I'm posting it here because if my friends sign up with this link, I get a swag buck for every swag buck they earn too up to 100 of them. So really, I am just USING you!!! Just kidding, you are worth so much more to me! Like rides places when I don't want to drive.

Just make sure you use one of the links here so that I get credit! Pretty please!
click here or here or even here!