Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Jerk-wad in Eden Praire,

I hope that you are enjoying that cell phone and possibly checks that you stole from our car. We really appreciate you breaking in and tearing everything apart, it has been a really good experience for us. I hope that our garage door opener works as well for you as it has for us and know that you have instilled us with paranoia until we can change all of our codes and bank account info.

One thing I would like to know though....
Any particular reason you took the top of a stick of deororant and left it on the seat? Were you feeling a little sweaty???

Well enjoy YOUR new items a-hole!!

Sincerly,
Ty and Audrey

8 comments:

The Blairs said...

WHAT THE HECK was that all about!!! Were you a vitamin of a hate crime?? You know there is a gang running around-they call themselves the S.P.P (sweaty parts people).. We need to hunt them down and destroy!

Nicole said...

The guy (or girl, I can't be sexist) was probably sweating like mad afraid they were going to be caught in the act. Sorry to hear about the theft though, that really sucks.

Andie said...

When did this happen? Before or after the dogs got loose? Sounds like a crappy start to the week. i sincerely hope it gets better for you!

shantel said...

I'm so sorry! About a year and a half ago some idot tried to steal Mike's car from the park and ride, and totally destroyed the steering column. So $4oo dollars later I felt excatly like you!! Luckly we didn't have anything personal stolen.

Kristen said...

Ok, I admit, it was me! Hello, my name is Kristen and I have sweaty armpits and like to leave my left over deodorant at scene of my crimes! But hey, I have connections with someone who can clear my name... and he has sweaty armpits too!;-) I guess you have to laugh, cause it is better than crying. Next time call us when Scout and Blue get out and we can double the search area! Sorry to hear about your car. Ours got stolen right out of our garage they drove it 700 miles and then left it on the side of the road with a pair of their shoes in it!

Sarah said...

So I just want to know one thing: was it your deo or theirs?

The Seaman Family said...

What a bummer. Hopefully they catch the sweaty bandit!! Hope your week gets better.

Kurt and Jes said...

Dude what a day! Hey let me know if you need anything, girls night, a scream fest, or a ride. Sorry Aud!